Oh hello. You have come back here, yet again – despite all our warnings – to take a look at the largest collection of the teeniest tiniest criminals on the internet. Yes, yes, we are aware that the title states that this listicle will be full of pictures of teeny weeny kittens – which is true, it is, and we understand how a title like that might fool some of you into believing hat this is a harmless collection, but we must warn you, as we always do, that these kittens… are criminals. They are not innocent. Their smolness is powerful, and the tinier they are, the more power they have over us.
And yet, we cannot stop making these listicles full of itty bitty kitties – i.e. criminals. In fact, we bring you this segment every single week. When it comes to us, these kittens have already won. Our hearts are theirs, and our souls too. But you guys still have a chance. So, here’s your warning, look at these kittens at your own peril. Good luck.