25. The First Blade would have been made from a moose antler.
26. The mark of Cain would be shaped like a maple leaf.
27. Instead of Teddy, a plush Bonhomme would have come to life before becoming addicted to booze and porn in “Wishful Thinking.”
28. The Supernatural book series would have been adapted into an underwhelming CBC primetime series before being cancelled after two seasons.
29. Instead of a Gas-N-Sip, Castiel would have gotten a job at Tim Hortons.
30. And he would have broken the Iced Capp machine.
31. When Erin Karpluk showed up, Sam would be like, “Hey, aren’t you the girl from Being Erica?”
32. The writers would have let Dean and Cas get married by now.
33. And Sheriff Donna Hanscum would be exactly the same.