One of many defining traits of the fashionable Republican Social gathering (aside from their love of swastikas and hoods) is that they’re decided to reside in a walled backyard to maintain the dreaded Libtard Snowflakes away from them. [Insert your own Brave, Brave Sir Robin joke here.] From ReaganBook onward, it’s been one colossal failure after one other.
They preserve proving that ideological world constructing doesn’t work:
A Texas fintech firm that marketed itself as an “anti-woke” various for “pro-freedom” Individuals has shut down.
Think about pondering that Wall Road Banks are too liberal. The thoughts, it boggles.
GloriFi, primarily based in Texas, made its debut in September, permitting prospects who felt Wall Road was too liberal to open checking and financial savings accounts and apply for bank cards. Lower than three months later, nevertheless, the underside fell out after crucial funding didn’t come by way of.
The corporate, which obtained preliminary backing from a bunch of A-list cash sorts together with Peter Thiel and Ken Griffin, hoped to merge with a SPAC referred to as DHC Acquisition Corp., however the phrases of the deal required it to boost $60 million in more money. It failed to take action, resulting in the dissolution.
We’ve relayed earlier tales concerning the white alpha-male drunken shenanigans on the HQ, which was the mansion of the Texas millionaire founder, and the on-going exodus of competent individuals and paranoia of the remaining libertarian ideologues, so I suppose this fireball was inevitable, however nonetheless what a enjoyable implosion so as to add to Peter Thiel’s life-long dream of making a libertarian paradise.
Republished with permission from Mock Paper Scissors.